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“Hey, Huneric!”
“Heyyy! My man, Theodoric! How’s it hanging, Teddy?”
“From the top of the Senate roof, next to the heads of all those who oppose us. Ha ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! I heard THAT! Hey, I haven’t seen you in like two days. How’s your sack been doing? If you know what I mean!”
“Ha ha! Man, you still got it! But I tell you what, I tried to go plunder an iPad and those lines were CRAZY!”
“No lie, man, no lie. Plus who wants to deal with all those hipster neo-Vandals? Oh, I looted Hippo before anyone was looting Hippo, I’m working on an ironic tag, wouldn’t it be funny if the zombies attacked while we were blah blah blah blah. You and me, we’re born to rampage. Who needs those treasure-fund punks?”
“You’re not kidding, Huneric. Plus I hear all those tablets are pre-locked to one provider? Man, talk about a corrupt society just waiting to crumble. No wonder we got in so easy!”
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“Watch out, Teddy, fire archers over there.”
“Ooo, thanks. RAAA HAVE AT YOU!”
“Ha ha ha! Look at them run! Anyway, Teddy, check this out. It’s a 10” Viewsonic G-Tablet. Picked it up for a song at this little place near the walls.”
“You paid for that?”
“No, I bashed some guy’s head in, he dropped it, I picked it up. It’s pretty sweet as long as you look at it directly.”
“And how else does a Vandal look at things? Ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! Hey, fire arrows again.”
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“Oh, for crying out- RAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Okay, that should hold them for a few. Tell me, what can you do with this Viewsonic G-Tablet?”
“Oh, man! WMV, WMA, MP4, DivX, a 1080p screen-”
”- as long as you look directly at it -”
”-right, exactly. Plus the Viewsonic G-Tablet is super light and it goes right into a saddlebag after the looting ends. I’m planning to grab a few new wives and teach them to download Apps from the Android Store, maybe fill up the 16GB of internal memory or expand it via the SD card slot. It’s got WiFi and Bluetooth, so that shouldn’t be hard. Assuming these Roman woman can learn! Ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha! Isn’t it great that feminism won’t be invented for a few thousand years? When WE make jokes like that, it’s just part of our culture! People have to accept it! Oh, and hey, speaking of culture, I almost forgot, King Genseric’s having a little cookout later tonight, he told me to ask if you’d handle refreshments.”
“Wow, my Viewsonic G-Tablet would be perfect for that! Let’s see, we’ll need wine, beer, some meat…”
“No, no, no meat. We’ve still got those leftover Franks. Ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha ha! We just keep defeating everybody! Except those fire archers, watch out.”
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“RAAAA! I’m telling you, Huneric, as soon as I find out where these guys live, I’m knocking over their trashcans and throwing eggs at their windows.”
“Well, there’s nothing wrong with orthodox vandalism, Teddy. It’s just who we are.”
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“Oh, for crying out LOUD! How many lighters do you people OWN?”
Power Button, USB Port, Speakers, Headphone Jack, and Power Port
Speakers and On-Display Controls
Volume Rocker
Microphone and Proprietary Port
Back Profile
1080p Resolution Video Playback
Best use for this and all other PCs
Package Contents
Packaging
Warranty: 1 Year ViewSonic
Condition: New
Features:
| Specifications | |
| CAMERA: | 1.3-megapixel camera |
| BATTERY: | 3650mAh Li-ion polymer battery |
| OPERATING TEMP.: | 32°F to 113°F |
| STORAGE TEMP.: | -4°F to 113°F |
| DIMENSIONS: | 6.8” (H) x 10.5” (W) |
| WEIGHT (with battery): | 1.55 lbs. |
| MEMORY: | 16GB internal memory |
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| OPERATING SYSTEM: | Google Android 2.2 (Froyo) |
| CPU: | 1GHz NVIDIA Tegra 2-Dual-core ARM Cortex-A9 CPU with 512MB DRR |
| VIDEO: | NVIDIA Tegra 2, OpenGL ES 2.0, 32-bit LP-DDR2, DDR2 |
| DISPLAY: | 10.1” TFT-LCD with LED driver system |
| NETWORK: | Wi-Fi : 802.11 b/g/n Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR |
| RESOLUTIONS: | 1024x600 resolution |
| AUDIO OUTPUT: | Built-in 2 x 1-watt stereo speakers 3.5mm stereo headphone |
| POWER: | 7.4 Voltage Power Adapter |
| SUPPORTED MEDIA FORMATS: |
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