Yes, we have nearly everything in our little home, here.
Have you had a chance to rest? I do apologize for Curtis’s rather…brusque greeting.
“He nearly shot me! Who are you people? What is this place?”
I’m terribly sorry for that. We’ve had some trouble with looters, raiders, other undesirable elements.
“Undesirable elements?”
Since the…plague, or whatever you want to call it, wiped out most of humanity the few survivors left have been reduced to the type of hard-scrabble life even our forefathers had managed to move beyond. Over 90% of their energy goes into subsistence, be it farming, or pillaging.
“But this place. It’s-”
High tech? I know. It was originally built as a shelter for high-priority types in the government and military. When catastrophe struck, we…liberated it. We started a community here, determined to outlast the sickness. Our water is fed from two springs deep beneath the mountain, solar panels provide most of the electricity.
“Incredible.”
We have people from every walk of life: farmers, engineers, police, even politicians believe it or not. Everyone pulls their weight. Everyone contributes. So what did you do before all this?
“I didn’t really do much. I surfed the internet a lot.”
But what was your job?
“I was kinda between jobs.”
Well no longer! Here you go!
“A bucket, a broom, and a dustpan?”
Yes! Recently our refurbished iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall went missing, damn looters, so you’ll be filling in!
“But I’m not a vacuum. Or a robot.”
But you’ll do! Just use the broom to efficiently remove dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, and allergens from the carpets and hard floors. Obviously you won’t have the Roomba’s Sturdy Bristle Brush, but a broom and a dustpan should be alright. You can sweep all day and return to your own room, we’ll call it your charging station.
“What’s the bucket for?”
That goes on your head. It adds to the whole “robot vacuum” motif.






Features
Warranty: 90 Day iRobot
Condition: Refurbished
Features:
- Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
- Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
- Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
- Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
- Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
- Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
- Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
- Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
- Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
- Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
- Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base® to dock and recharge between cleanings
- Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
- Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
- Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
- Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
In the box:
- (1) iRobot Roomba 530
- (1) Virtual Wall
- (1) Self-charging Home Base
- (1) Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- (1) Rechargeable Battery
- (1) Filter
Specs
iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall and Self-Charging Home BaseSpecs
iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall and Self-Charging Home BaseSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 25.000s
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