I’m Vic Shelley, head of the Frankenstein Resuscitation Unit in Miami Beach, Florida. Since 2003, Frankensteins worldwide have been collapsing due to poor health, bad upkeep, weather conditions, or just plain shoddy stitching around the aorta and upper spine. That’s why we use the Vector VEC1087B 2/6/10A Battery Charger. With the Vector VEC1087B 2/6/10A Battery Charger, a slow, solid jolt of clean power runs right into each Frankenstein’s heart, giving them the gentle stimulation of a Dangermouse remix of John Tesh, and letting them get back to their feet at their own pace. The light weight makes it easy to carry, and the LEDs are top notch flashy. Plus there is a reverse polarity indicator which we think can be used to travel through time, although we haven’t really tested it. Regardless, we at the FRU:MB can say without hesitation that, when the time comes for a mad doctor to sew our lifeless parts back together with the parts of strangers, the Vector VEC1087B 2/6/10A Battery Charger is what we hope to be charged with. Get your Vector VEC1087B 2/6/10A Battery Charger today!

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