I’m moving on… to another one of these Unidens.

Hey Facebook friends, I just wanted to let you guys know that we’re less than a month away from the first day of fall when my phone number will change to 603-214-3653. If you call me on my summer phone, I will not answer. This is your warning. If our friendship totally dies because you’re too slow to realize some people have more than 1 number, not my problem! Anyway, luv u guyz!

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Hey all, got a bunch of weird comments and messages after that last status (not as many likes as I was hoping for with the “luv u guyz” part but whatevz) and I thought I’d post this once rather than answer each individually: I do a thing called “Seasonal Phoning” where I have one Uniden DECT 6.0 Cordless Handset per season, each with a different number. It’s this thing I’ve been doing as a way to keep my life “moving 4ward” after the breakup. Anyway, thx for the Birthday Wishez! U guyz r the best!

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Okay, this is starting to feel a little like Prybook with all these questions, LOL. To answer, A) yes, Todd and I broke up. B) People were like, “just take it one day at a time” but I was like “ugh! Days r so small! What about seasons???” C) Yes, I have 4 different phones not just 4 different numbers because I need tangible change (besides holding 4 different phones a year is not as gross as bringing 4 different girls home in one weekend, like some people do. But hey, whatevz. Every1 deals w/ stuff in different wayz!) D) after Todd always interfering with my dreams, I chose these Unidens because they’re Interference Free, not to mention they’ve got caller-id in case Todd tries to call (or Derrick or Rich) and they’ve got the clearest voice reception (clarity = something I really need). Anyway, gettin ready 4 a night out! Call if u wanna meet up (still on summer phone).

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