Dirk has it all figured out. Dirk is the guy who weasels his way out of uncomfortable situations, without fail, every time. To many, Dirk is an enigma.
Dirk is not particularly good looking or charming. He has neither wit nor guile and, frankly, is of below-average intelligence. Dirk thinks ponies are just baby horses.
What Dirk does have, however, is a bevy of Under Armour shorts. And while Under Armour shorts are appropriate dress for sports, workouts and lounging around, they are inappropriate dress for performance improvement meetings, conversations about the future of your relationship, and court appearances.
Just last week, Dirk was encouraged to skip his grandmother's funeral when he showed up to the wake in coat, tie and Under Armour shorts. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the secret to Dirk's success. This and well-timed deep knee bends.







Features
Your Choice: Under Armour Men's Quarter Shorts or WWP Training Shorts!
Quarter Shorts (Style# 1257647):
- Loose: Fuller cut for complete comfort
- Closed-hole mesh fabric lets your shorts breathe without losing durability
- Moisture Transport System wicks sweat & dries fast
- Covered elastic waistband with internal drawcord
- Mesh hand pockets
- Inseam: 10"
- Polyester
- Imported
OR
WWP Training Shorts (Style# 1246315):
- Loose: Fuller cut for complete comfort
- This is an Official Wounded Warrior Project® Licensed product
- Textured knit fabric is tough but breathable
- Moisture Transport System wicks sweat away from the body
- Covered elastic waistband with internal drawcord
- Mesh hand pockets
- Inseam: 10"
- Polyester
- Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Under Armour Size Chart | |||||
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Size | WAIST (in) | ||||
Small | 28-29 | ||||
Medium | 30-32 | ||||
Large | 34-36 | ||||
X-Large | 38-40 | ||||
2X-Large | 42-44 | ||||
3X-Large | 44-46 |
Material Content: 100% Polyester
Imported
In the Box:
(1) Under Armour Men's Shorts (Your Choice)
Specs
Under Armour Size Chart | |||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Size | WAIST (in) | ||||
Small | 28-29 | ||||
Medium | 30-32 | ||||
Large | 34-36 | ||||
X-Large | 38-40 | ||||
2X-Large | 42-44 | ||||
3X-Large | 44-46 |
Material Content: 100% Polyester
Imported
In the Box:
(1) Under Armour Men's Shorts (Your Choice)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 33.221s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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