Data in the Wind
Goodbye MSN Watch
Though I never knew you at all
Woot had the grace to put you up
One day in early fall
They scrawled out all your specs
Avoiding their mouth with their foot
They set you on a pedestal
And trodded off to wine.woot
And it seems to me, you spewed info
Like random data in the wind
Never knowing whose wrist to cling to
Whose fashion sense you’d offend
And I would have liked to have known you
But resist the urge I did
Your appeal would burn out long before your subscription ever did
Your plastic case was tough
If not particularly well-made
Swatch created a data watch
And low was the price they paid
Even before you sold out
I knew you weren’t for me
All the forum users had to say
Was “WORST WOOT I’VE EVER SEEN!!!”
And it seems to me, you spewed info
Like random data in the wind
Never knowing whose wrist to cling to
Whose fashion sense you’d offend
And I would have liked to have known you
But resist the urge I did
Your appeal would burn out long before your subscription ever did
Goodbye MSN Watch
From the young man on the PC
Who sees you as something less than valuable
Just a Swatch Paparazzi
Features
MSN Direct channels (one-year FREE subscription included):
- News. Stay current with news headlines that are pertinent to you and your location. Choose the types of articles you are interested in and receive them in an easy-to-read format. News categories include international, business, entertainment, sports, health, and technology.
- Stocks. Choose from a large list of popular stocks and indices and receive updates throughout the day. Information includes quotes, volumes, daily highs/lows, daily percentage changes, and more!
- Sports - Track sports information as it happens with just a glance at your wrist! Continuous updates keep you current on game times, scores, pre-game stories, post-game stories, and standings for your favorite collegiate and professional sports teams.
- Weather. Glance at weather reports and forecasts for your city—and cities all over the world! Get current conditions, and three day forecasts.
- Additional watch faces. Change the look of your watch to reflect your personal style! Now you can add as many faces to your watch as your watch can hold.
- Glance. Scan channel headlines without pressing any watch buttons! The Glance channel scrolls continuously through the channels you select. At any time, enter a channel headline to view the full details..
- Movies - Pick your city, then add the exact theaters you frequent (up to 10). Never be without movie titles and show times again.
- Calendar. Stay in touch with the latest local arts and entertainment events in a city near you.
- Daily Diversions. Break up your day with trivia and fun facts – such as word of the day, quote of the day, and born on this day.
- Lottery. Get the latest lottery numbers sent to your watch. Choose your favorite games available in your area and receive the drawing results automatically.
- Horoscopes - See what the stars have in store for you and your friends. Receive daily horoscopes for the astrological signs you want to track.
Watch features include:
- Comes with a FREE one-year subscription to MSN Direct ($39.95 value)
- Automatically receives entertainment news, today’s weather forecast, sports scores, stock quotes, horoscopes and more
- Animated screen allows for personalization to suit your style
- Black plastic case
- Digital dial
- Black silicon bracelet
- Buckle clasp
- Day, date, month, and year calendar
- Swiss digital quartz movement
- Lithium-Ion rechargeable battery (Lasts 3-5 days, Watch must be fully charged before first use)
- Water resistant to 100 feet
- Case dimensions: 49 mm diameter x 15 mm thick
- Bracelet dimensions: 27 mm wide x 9.5 inches long
- Special features: chronograph, timer, backlight, two alarms, dual time, automatic time zone adjustments, 5 different watch faces and animations
Specs
Swatch Paparazzi MSN Direct Watch suhb100 (Black)Specs
Swatch Paparazzi MSN Direct Watch suhb100 (Black)Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 40.000s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
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Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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