It's hard to shop for some people. We understand. And on Christmas morning it's the bad shopper who feels the saddest. Because the person opening the bad gifts will get over it! But the person who gave the bad gifts? BRANDED FOR LIFE. So, if that's you, relax. Buy a Self-Balancing Scooter right now. And read the following prepared speech to the person opening the bad gifts.
Dear (Insert Name),
Ha ha! You probably thought that terrible gift was your only gift, didn't you? Ha ha ha! The truth is, I got you a self-balancing scooter AGES ago! That's right! Here, I printed out a picture of it! (Show scooter picture to giftee) See? That's what you'll be getting real soon!
It's just that, well, it was coming to you in a truck, but then the truck driver told me about his nine kids. And the youngest one, Sammy Jack, all he wanted for Christmas was to see his daddy. And then the oldest one, Betty Phil? She wanted to take a cruise with her whole family that would last until roughly mid-January! And so I said, aw heck, what's a Self Balancing Scooter compared to the love of a family on a cruise at Christmas! And I told that truck driver to take a few weeks off and deliver your gift a bit late, even though I totally did order it a long long LONG time ago.
So here. Take this promissory note and be patient. Your gift is on the way.

Now, if you don't let anyone look at this page, they'll never know we're covering for you. Consider it our Christmas gift to you, poor bad-at-gifts person. And don't worry. We'll never tell.








Features
- These units and their batteries have been fully UL 2272 and UN 38.3 certified as safe and come with a UL seal of approval
- 6.5" tires with dual 250W motors
- Samsung 4.4Ah 36V battery
- Front LED light power/pressure indicators
- 70-120 minute charge time - 8-10 mile range when fully charged
- On/off and low battery sound indicator
- 0-degree turning radius
- Weight capacity: 264 lbs.
- Max speed: 7.5mph
- Includes board, charger, carrying case, and manual
- Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses not available for this item.
Warranty: 6 Month Limited Manufacturer Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Dimensions: | 23.2"L x 7.3"W x 7.3"H |
Weight: | 20.5 lbs. |
Weight Capacity: | 264 lbs |
Charge Time | 70-120 minutes |
Range: | 8-10 miles |
Max Speed: | 7.5 mph |
In the box:
- (1) Self-Balancing Scooter
- (1) Charger
- (1) Carrying Case
- (1) Manual
Specs
Specifications | |
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Dimensions: | 23.2"L x 7.3"W x 7.3"H |
Weight: | 20.5 lbs. |
Weight Capacity: | 264 lbs |
Charge Time | 70-120 minutes |
Range: | 8-10 miles |
Max Speed: | 7.5 mph |
In the box:
- (1) Self-Balancing Scooter
- (1) Charger
- (1) Carrying Case
- (1) Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 36.112s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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