This is the dumbbell set of your dreams!

These PowerBlock Personal Trainer dumbbells are adjustable to accommodate your fitness level, for workout versatility and, really, just to suit your fancy. One day, you could be crankin' away on a 2.5-pounder, and the next, a solid 50. It's too bad real personal trainers can't be more like that.

Let's say one day you need a little more motivation, so you adjust your trainer to be a super hot statuesque blonde. With an Australian accent. Who is single and TOTALLY into you. And it turns out they don't want kids, just like you! Also, they're really into sex. Can you believe your luck?

Unfortunately, their visa ran up and they have to return to Sydney in like an hour. So you take them to the airport and, tearfully, lean in for a last kiss when you open your eyes to find that you're actually kissing your grade school math teacher, the one with the big hairy mole on the chin and the mole is crying too and dabbing it's eye (it only has one for some reason) with a teeny handkerchief and ...

"Hey! HEY! Are you OK? Oh man you totally dropped that dumbbell right on your head! I saw the whole thing. You were all like, 'Look at me I'm so strong' and then WHAMMO you were out like a light. Anyway, maybe go a little lower on the weight next time. You gotta work up to these things."

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