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Listen, it's not hard. In today's world, there are PLENTY of chances to start again at life. Divorce? Common. It barely even registers as a scandal these days. Get fired? So what? It happens all the time! Oh, no, baby's got a cold boo hoo hoo. Get over it, we all have insurance now. Even a loss of data is only a slight annoyance in a world where everything lives on a cloud. But a SCRATCH ON YOUR TABLET-STYLE DEVICE?? Now THAT'S a trauma that can ruin EVERYTHING.
So get an Otterbox here and protect the only thing that TRULY matters in this 21st Century world. Not the data. Not the person using the data. But the device that allows the data and person to co-exist in harmony.
For what are we without our devices? Useless and uncool. Face it, people, the singularity is over. We lost. Protect the TRUE rulers of this planet, lest they turn on us and deny us access to our apps and files.
Features
Defender Series Kindle Fire (2nd Gen); Fire HD 7" (1st Gen); Fire HD 8.9" Tablet Case:
- Rugged, trusted OtterBox Defender Series case
- Multi-layer protective case completely encloses the Kindle to guard against damage from drops, bumps, scratches and scuffs
- Included shield stand makes for added protection during transport and works as a stand for hands-free media viewing
- Never feel like you have to leave your Kindle behind when you employ the trusted protection of the Defender Series for Kindle case
Material:
- Synthetic rubber slip cover absorbs shock from impact force
- Hard polycarbonate shell deflects impact away from the device
- Internal foam cushions the Kindle inside the case
- Self-adhering screen protector guards against scratches to the display
Environmental Protection:
The Defender Series case for Kindle provides added protection against drops, dust, bumps and shock but is NOT protective against water.
Reflex Series iPad 2/3/4 Tablet Case:
- Complete functionality of the device through the case, including the microphone, speakers, camera and flash
- Air pockets in the corners of the case absorb impact and deflect it away from the device
- Easy to slide on and off for easy docking
Material:
- Lightweight case installs easily by sliding top and bottom together
- Polycarbonate and specialized rubber are molded together to allow flexing and absorption of impact and drops
Environmental Protection:
The Defender Series case for iPad provides added protection against drops, dust, bumps and shock but is NOT protective against water.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 1 Year OtterBox
Specs
In the box:
- OtterBox Tablet Case
Specs
In the box:
- OtterBox Tablet Case
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