Wacky, Corporate Hijinx!!!

My name? Neato Floor Robotic Vacuum System. But you can call me, "Mr. System, sir."

You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what's even crazier than that, I've only been here a week! How is that even possible? I'll explain!

You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job - using my map to clean the office while avoiding obstacles that other robots can only detect by impact. After a few rows of cubes and whatnot, I entered a recognized doorway marked "Senior Vice President Of Global Affairs." Let me tell you: the office was a beauty - a view of the skyline, leather furniture, a minibar, the works!

That's the kind of office you take your time on and get right, you know? You don't just dive right in. You let your laser-based Room Positioning System take in a full 360-degree view of things.

So there I was, right in the middle of the office - just in awe, really - when this guy in a pristine suit walks in with a pile of papers and says to me, "What do you think of the account? Do we do it? Do we take the risk?"

Well, I didn't know how to respond to that, so I did the only thing I knew how to do: started cleaning in my unique, methodical straight-line pattern. How did the suit respond to that? He lit up and said, "I see what you're saying. We gotta keep on the straight and narrow. I agree. It's not the right economy to risk losing everything. You've got a good head on your shoulders." Then he dropped the pile of papers on the floor and said, "I want your opinion on these, end of business."

And the rest was history. I mean sure, I don't look like the other execs, but that's mostly because I don't got a good suit yet. Give it time, though. I got a tailor working on special one for my shape. It'll cost me a pretty penny, but hey, when you're pulling in six figures a week, you don't mind shelling out to look good.

Features

Neato XV-11 Video
Designed to meticulously clean floors on a daily basis, the Neato XV-11 All Floor Robotic Vacuum Cleaner covers every inch of your floors, smartly seeing and working around furniture, stairs, and more. A simple user interface allows you to schedule the XV-11 to clean your rooms while you are away.
Neato's laser-based Room Positioning System gives the robot vacuum a full 360-degree view of a room so it can create a map of the room, detecting walls, doorways, furniture and other obstacles.
Using its map, the Neato XV-11 avoids most obstacles that other robots can only detect by impact. Just press the Start button and your Neato determines the best cleaning path to clean the floors using its unique, methodical straight-line pattern.
Once it finishes cleaning one entire room, the XV-11 drives through one of the "recognized doorways," to start cleaning the next room. And, with its powerful vacuum suction, it picks up all your dirt, debris, and pet hair on your floors.
It's Smart - The Room Positioning System (RPS) is the proprietary technology that makes Neato as smart as--sometimes smarter--than a human housekeeper. Go ahead and rearrange the furniture: Neato will adapt its course without missing a beat.
It's Powerful - The high-performance vacuum inside your robot works in a precise back-and-forth motion, picking up even tiny specks, and easily sliding under sofas, tables and beds.
It's Simple - Just charge it up, press the Start button, and watch it work. Once it's finished in one room, it will begin working in the next--or return automatically to its base for recharging and resume cleaning where it left off.
Schedule everyday cleaning with a few simple button presses and your house is always ready for guests, even when you've been out all day.
It works on all floor types--carpet, rugs, hardwood, Pergo, and tile--so you never have to clean another floor, even in your bathroom.
It uses the most powerful vacuum system with efficient air flow and suction to clean up dirt, dust, and pet hair
Easy to Use - Just press start and it cleans for you
Low maintenance design means you just need to empty the dirt bin between cleanings
Neato cleans using a back and forth pattern, ensuring that it thoroughly cleans all of your floors
Largest dirt bin in a robotic vacuum—its easy to access and empty
Designed as a true vacuum with a beater brush and the strongest suction available in any robotic vacuum cleaner
Scuff-free navigation: At the vacuum's core is a centrifugal compression impeller that follows jet engine airflow principles. It creates sustained high-powered suction, allowing the Neato XV-11 to thoroughly pick up dirt and debris.

Warranty: 1 Year Neato

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In the box:

(1) Neato XV-11 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
(1) Charging Base

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 10m 13.773s

Purchaser Experience

31% first woot
12% second woot
26% < 10 woots
16% < 25 woots
16% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

23% joined today
1% one week old
4% one month old
17% one year old
54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
3% bought 2
5% bought 3

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