You know, the whole zombie apocalypse preparedness thing is so overdone at this point, especially since it's never actually going to happen. So instead, let's just focus on the practicality aspect of this Mountain House Freeze Dried Food.
How often would you say you go to the grocery store? Once a week? Twice, maybe? Probably every day if you're French. That's a lot of time wasted on buying food when you could be spending it converting your underground shelter to a walk-in pantry since, again, the zombie thing is never. going. to. happen.
Imagine how much Mountain House Freeze Dried Food you could store in there. Imagine how much money you'll save on produce that was just going to rot in your crisper anyway. Imagine how much room you'll now have in your fridge to store mind-control deflective helmets to ward off alien invaders.
Because let's be real. That $#!% is only a matter of time.

















Features
These cans are perfect for those times you’re snowed in, the power is out, or just because. Each can contains enough to feed the whole family and is backed by the Mountain House 30-year taste guarantee!
- Each can contains ten servings of food (except Mac n Cheese is 9 servings, Pasta Primavera is 11 servings, and Noodles & Chicken is 12 servings)
- Just add water! Quick prep, ready in less than 10 minutes, and no cleanup
- Allergens: Soy, Wheat, Milk
- 30 year taste guarantee
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO addresses and PO boxes is not available for this item
Warranty: 30 Year Taste Gurantee
Specs
- Made in the USA
- Manufactured in 01/2016
- Expiration 01/2046
Nutrition Facts:
- Rice and Chicken
- Spaghetti
- Beef Stroganoff
- Chicken Teriyaki
- Chili Mac
- Noodles with Chicken
- Sweet and Sour Pork
- Turkey Tetrazzini
- Pasta Primavera
- Chicken Stew
- Mac N Cheese
- Seafood Chowder
In the box:
Your choice: Mountain House #10 Can
Specs
- Made in the USA
- Manufactured in 01/2016
- Expiration 01/2046
Nutrition Facts:
- Rice and Chicken
- Spaghetti
- Beef Stroganoff
- Chicken Teriyaki
- Chili Mac
- Noodles with Chicken
- Sweet and Sour Pork
- Turkey Tetrazzini
- Pasta Primavera
- Chicken Stew
- Mac N Cheese
- Seafood Chowder
In the box:
Your choice: Mountain House #10 Can
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