Stand Up For Yourself
MEMO: TO MR. DAVIDSON
Rocky, we're loving the new version of "The Alamo" that you're finishing up! All of us are looking forward to a 300 million dollar opening weekend next year! However the marketing team have some concerns about cross-promotion, so they wanted me to ask if you could compromise on a few things here and there.
1) In the scene where Dave Cronckett makes his passionate speech to rally the troops, can we change the line "Boys, this might be our last stand" to "Boys, this is our KitchenAid Stand Mixer with a 325-watt motor" instead? It might tie in better with a web promotion that Terri's trying to finish.
2) Can we replace the scene where James Bowie saves the orphan with a scene where he saves a 5-quart polished stainless steel bowl? We're feeling bowls test better than orphans in the 18-29 market, and orphans aren't really as easy to merchandise. Also, did we run "James Bowie" past legal? His name seems a little too close to a certain rock star, we don't want any issues there.
3) Can we add a giant spider in at the end? We're worried the battle against Mexico might not be as easy to understand for viewers in the Chinese market. Incidentally, if there's a way to tie in Japan with the giant spider, that would be very helpful as far as closing a distribution deal. Even a single line added it post or maybe just a battle flag behind the spider's engine room?
4) At the end, please make sure David Cronckett survives, along with the KitchenAid Stand Mixer! This is NON-NEGOTIABLE! We'll need him for "Al2lmo: Rise Of Cronckett" which projections already show at 250 million if we complete it by 2017. Also remember to showcase the KitchenAid Stand Mixer's ergonomically designed handle as the reason he survives.
Let us know when you've got these changes in place. Also, can we do something fun with the poster, like add a pegasus? Carl's ten year old daughter says she'll see any movie with a pegasus in it. I know we're going for a hard R, but it can't hurt to get this poster in front of as many eyes as possible, right?
See you at the standup in Dubai next Thursday. Don't be late! It's important! Wear a tie!
Yours,
Barry
Features
The Artisan mixer's strong 325-watt motor delivers the power to handle the heaviest mixtures, and mix large batches easily. The 5-quart polished stainless steel bowl with ergonomic handle is big enough to handle large batches of heavy mixtures. Its ergonomically designed handle is contoured to fit the hand and makes lifting the bowl more comfortable.
Unique Mixing Action:
- The beater spins clockwise as the shaft spins counter clockwise; moving the beater to 67 different points around the bowl
- This unique mixing action creates a thorough blend of ingredients and eliminates the need to rotate the bowl
Multiple Speeds:
- 10 speeds allow the user to select the right speed for the mixing job; from very high to very slow stir
- It's easy to select the precise speed needed for a perfect mix
Versatile Accessories:
- The flat beater, dough hook, and the professional wire whip add to the versatility of the mixer
- The flat beater is the ideal accessory for mixing normal to heavy batters
- From cake mixes to firm cookie dough, the flat beater mixes quickly and thoroughly.
- The dough hook mixes and kneads yeast dough, saving both time and the effort of hand-kneading
- The wire whip incorporates the maximum amount of air in whipped mixtures for fluffier whipped cream and angel food cakes
- All attachments are solidly constructed, and attach easily to the stand mixer
Easy Clean Up:
- The pouring shield fits around the top of the bowl and prevents ingredient splash-out
- The chute makes it convenient and easy to add ingredients
- The tilt-back mixer head allows for easy access to bowl and beaters
- A lock lever holds the mixer head securely in place and the bowl fastens tightly to the base
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year KitchenAid
Specs
Specifications | |
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Frequency: | 60 Hz |
Voltage: | 120 V |
Plug Type: | 3 prong |
Overall Dimensions: | D 14.25" x H 13.25" x W 8.75" |
Weight: | 26 lbs. |
In the Box:
(1) KitchenAid KSM150 Artisan 5-Quart Stand Mixer includes:
- (1) Stand Mixer
- (1) Pouring Shield
- (1) Dough Hook
- (1) Flat Beater
- (1) Wire Whip
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Frequency: | 60 Hz |
Voltage: | 120 V |
Plug Type: | 3 prong |
Overall Dimensions: | D 14.25" x H 13.25" x W 8.75" |
Weight: | 26 lbs. |
In the Box:
(1) KitchenAid KSM150 Artisan 5-Quart Stand Mixer includes:
- (1) Stand Mixer
- (1) Pouring Shield
- (1) Dough Hook
- (1) Flat Beater
- (1) Wire Whip
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 12m 6.559s
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Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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