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Okay... one more iRobot and my vacuum based communications system is complete!
Oh, those big telcoms think they're so smart, don't they? They came in on something created by the government and the taxpayer and act like we owe them the world! Well, guess what, big telcoms! Today ends your reign! Because today, we the people take back the web! We're just gonna use our OWN communication transport protocol! The ones that clean the floors!
Here, everyone take one of these iRobot 560s. They'll work like you'd expect and you'll be able to take clean all types of floors and everything, but then, when you want to get "online" as it were, you just set up the zones and get your iRobot to clean the carpet in strips. It's like binary, see? And then we can look in each others windows and read the "on" and "off" and write down all those as ones and zeroes and... look, let me just show you. It's really easy.
vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt vrrrt whew! Anyway, that's like the first micro-second of that YouTube video with the prairie dog that turns around super fast. But once we get a "browser" that knows that intro, it can automatically load video, right! And then we won't need the telcoms at all!
Well, I mean, the first Internet wasn't perfect either, you know. I used to use a 28.8 modem, and if someone picked up, my whole download was ruined! You'll see. Five years from now, we'll all be buying and selling bitcoins with our iRobots.
Features
As a member of iRobot's cutting-edge generation of home robots, the iRobot Roomba 560 Vacuum Cleaning Robot features the newest innovations for dramatically improved performance, reliability and durability. It systematically cleans up to four rooms on a single charge (depending on size and obstacles), gets into hard-to-reach areas like wall edges and beneath furniture while avoiding stairs and other drop-offs. Roomba automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again.
The improved auto virtual wall tells Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas (2 virtual walls included). When the cleaning is complete, or if the battery is running low, Roomba automatically returns to the self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge. This model also includes on-board scheduling to preset up to seven cleaning times per week for Roomba to clean when it's most convenient for you.
- This Certified Refurbished product is manufacturer refurbished, shows limited or no wear, and includes all original accessories plus a 90-day iRobot warranty
- On-board scheduling allows you to preset up to seven times per week for Roomba to clean when it's most convenient for you
- Anti-tangle technology; gentle-touch bumper system; built-in cliff sensors
- Self-charging Home Base, 2 Auto Virtual Walls, an extra filter, and more included
- Two Auto Virtual Walls create an invisible barrier that blocks Roomba from entering off-limit areas
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii and PO Boxes is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 day iRobot Warranty
Specs
Dimensions: 3.6 x 1 x 13.4 inches ; 8.3 pounds
In the Box:
(1) iRobot 560 iRobot 560 Refurbished Includes:
- 2 virtual walls
- Battery (installed)
- Charging dock
- AC adapter
- 2 filters (one installed)
- Owner's manual
Specs
Dimensions: 3.6 x 1 x 13.4 inches ; 8.3 pounds
In the Box:
(1) iRobot 560 iRobot 560 Refurbished Includes:
- 2 virtual walls
- Battery (installed)
- Charging dock
- AC adapter
- 2 filters (one installed)
- Owner's manual
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