Instant Fisherman: Just add water

There’s nothing quite so palliative to the mind as depositing one’s keister alongside an aqueous body and settling in to match wits against cousin ichthus.

Time was, though, if I wanted to get some fishin’ in, I had to make special plans weeks in advance. I’d have to put in for the time off work, book the travel, secure the lodging, buy the provisions — shoot, it was plumb exhausting. All this in the name of relaxation? Talk about your oxymoronical paradoxes!

BANG BANG BANG

Those nerve-fraying days of high-stress fishin’ trips are all to the aft of me since I bought a pair of these handy new Instant Fisherman collapsible angling systems! Now I can catch a few minutes of piscatorial leisure on a lunch break, or on my way to work, or during the intermission of my daughter’s dance recital, in any old brook, gully, shopping mall fountain, or largish puddle I might pass.

BANG BANG BANG BANG

This compact, portable fishing rig folds down less than a foot in length, so you can tote it around in a cargo pocket, glove box, handbag, or one of those backpacks service dogs wear, and be ready to cast for the big one literally anywhere! I keep one in my work bag and one in the trunk of my car so I can always be just instants away from my next fishin’ trip. It’s the best thing to happen to fishing since Mr. Johnson made that weedless spoon!

BANG BANG BANG HEY BUDDY, WHAT’S THE HOLDUP, OTHER PEOPLE HAFTA USE THE JOHN YOU KNOW

I TOLD YOU, I’M TAKING MY LIMIT IN CRAPPIES! I’LL BE OUT WHEN I’M FINISHED! Yep, there’s nothing like an afternoon of angling to relax the nerves! Thanks, Instant Fisherman!

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