one two three four that's the number of the cores

bop bop bop bop ba dat dat dat dat dat

She was afraid of a single processor
She was afraid that everybody would see
She was afraid that the nerds would all judge her
And her computing would fail miserably.

She was afraid that she couldn't run Windows
Was afraid that the games would lack style
Then she noticed that she had a quad-core
And the nerd hate turned into some smiles

BEEEE CAAAAAUSE HERRRRR
Laptop that was made by HP
Came with quad-core so had great speeds
Which she used for the first time today
The space inside was one full TB
Thanks to the nice folks at HP
And when she shared it, those nerds said hooray.

bop bop bop bop ba dat dat dat dat dat

Then she was glad that she had such a laptop
She was glad for the DDR3
She was glad for the LED Touchscreen
But one feature gave her the most glee

ITTTT WAAAAS THEAAAAAAA
Laptop that was made by HP
Came with quad-core so had great speeds
Which she used for the first time today
The space inside was one full TB
Thanks to the nice folks at HP
And when she shared it, those nerds said hooray.
And when she shared it, those nerds said hooray.

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