Once the BoC hits the fan, where will people get their skinny latte mochachinos?

Let’s face it, you could have all the guns in the world, but they won’t help you if you sleep through the attack. In Wasteland America, who’s going to rule supreme? Not the strongest, no, no. The rulers will be the most awake. And that’s where the Handpresso Wild Hand-Pump Portable Espresso Maker comes into play.

You see, in the future, it won’t be easy like today. You won’t just be able to drive up and ask for a coffee. You’ll have to grow those beans, then crush those beans, then use a Handpresso Wild Hand-Pump Portable Espresso Maker to hand-pump those ground-up beans, until you’ve got the perfect coffee drink that’ll keep you awake for hours. Sleep? Ha! Sleep is for the losers!

Just be sure you’ve got several gallons of boiling water as well. After all, when people hear about your Handpresso Wild Hand-Pump Portable Espresso Maker, they might not come as enemies. Hey, have you considered a little table over by the door? Some muffins, maybe? This could be a really great post-apocalyptic hang out spot. Maybe an open mic on Friday nights? Mutants love their poetry slams!

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