Down is up. Also, cats are dogs and night is day.
Why aren't you getting down? Oh, that's right. Because down is out. Down is over. Down's time is up. No one is down with down. We went past down. What, you don't understand? SEE THIS IS HOW YOUR PARENTS FELT WHEN YOU USED SLANG ALL THE TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Okay. We'll put it in English. Down, the material, is no longer popular among your fellow citizens. What is popular is the alternative material you see on sale here today. This Down Alternative is just as good as down, but better. Yes, better! Better because it's cooler. It's cool down. That makes it bad. But not the bad bad. The good bad. Bad down = good down. Understand?
Also, let's be honest, George Orwell had no idea what sort of nightmare language English going to become. Sheesh. Newspeak has nothing on modern slang.







Features
This hypoallergenic down-alternative reversible comforter keeps you warm without weighing you down. It's a super-comfy way to enjoy the quality sleep you deserve.
- Hypoallergenic
- Material: 100% Polyester Microfiber cover & fill material
- Warmth for all seasons
- Care: Machine Washable
- Comforter available in 3 sizes
- Imported
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
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In the Box:
- (1) Grand Down Reversible Down Alternative Comforter - Choose Size & Color
Specs
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King: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Grand Down Reversible Down Alternative Comforter - Choose Size & Color
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- 4m 32.661s
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