“Gosh. It sure is. Warm. I should! Change into something. Else.”
“Hi there, I am a delivery person with a package for this address.”
“Oh, a package. Huh. Well, why don’t you show me. What the package is.”
“Okay, then, baby. Take a look.”
“Oh, my, it is a Envision 22” Widescreen LCD Monitor!”
“You know it. Lady. And Energy Star compliant.”
“Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Yeah. That is it.”
“Now I will show you how I work with a VESA 100mm wall mount.”
“Oh, no, I haven’t done that. Before. Go slow.”
“Don’t worry, baby. I am an expert, I handle up to 1680×1050 easy.”
“Oh, wow. Oh. Wow, oh, wow.”
“Phew. Well, there you go, lady. Your Envision 22” Widescreen LCD Monitor is all installed.”
“Mmm. I will have to tell your boss what a good job you did. Here. Today.”
“Thank you, lady. That will help me get promotion. But now I have to go.”
“Okay. Goodbye, delivery person. Wait, who is that?”
“Hey! That is my best friend who delivers pizza!”
“Did anyone order extra sausage?”

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