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Compaq Presario Pentium 4 3GHz Desktop PC

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We’re Off To Fight The Lizards

When it’s time to buy a new desktop PC, you’d do well to ask some hard questions. Like, who are the “people” bemoaning the so-called “oil peak” scam? How can oil “run out” when it’s actually the “waste” product of an underground “society” of reptiloid shape-shifters? Why do they so mercilessly persecute those who see through their “rhetorical fog” to the truth about the reptiloid intelligence controlling our “world”? Funded by the Bilderberger cocaine-smuggling network and coordinated by reptiloid agents at the highest levels of the “British” royal family, this underworldly conspiracy is the “hidden hand” behind instruments of stupefaction and seduction like pro football, Hooters “restaurants”, jazz music, and this Compaq Presario Desktop PC.

Sounds crazy, you say? And yet, I know for a fact that I and every other prominent anti-reptiloid researcher possess IQs at least 27 points above “genius” level. So who’s crazy now? Since the reptiloids emerged from their “Xzanadu” at the Earth’s core and took control of nascent human affairs (c. 3500 BCE), they have relied on “supertechnology” imported from “Planet Q” to keep “humans” in a state of slave-like “complacency”. With its Intel 3Ghz processor, 1GB RAM, and 160GB hard drive, the Compaq Presario SR2170NX bears clear “birthmarks” of its alien origin. The DVD-RW drive and PCI-Express slot seem benign “enough”, until one realizes their “true” purpose: to collect, synthesize, and weaponize the vital electrical energy of its “human” hosts, for the benefit of the shape-shifting reptiloid parasite-race.

Willing dupes like Compaq push this “Trojan computer” on unwitting college students with the clearly specious claim that it’s “great for back-to-school times”. Thus is the next generation weakened in its “defenses” against the reptiloid matrix-mind. The more time our students spend downloading ponography, the less likely they’ll ask “uncomfortable” questions about the invisibility cloak devised by Rand EMI Boeing, or the secret Masonic “connection” between Timothy McVeigh and Boxcar Willie. “Hypnotized” in their ignorance, they’ll never learn about monatomic gold, the supermetal that can alkalize their body chemistries thus bestowing functional immortality and psychic “inoculation” against reptiloid mind-control beverages (RC Cola, Michelob, “soy” milk). Parents, see through their “lies” and ask “yourselves”: what did the reptiloid stooges at Compaq do to these computers when they were “refurbished”? When your “student” takes the Compaq Presario SR2170NX into the “dorm room”, are they unwittingly carrying the “further” enslavement of “humanity”?

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Features

Warranty: 90 Days Compaq

 

Features:

  • Microsoft Windows Vista Home Basic pre-installed
  • Intel Pentium 4 631 3.0GHz Hyper-threading processor, 2MB L2 cache
  • 1GB DDR2 533 (PC2-4200) RAM
  • 160GB 7200rpm SATA 3Gb/s hard drive
  • SuperMulti DVD±RW drive with Lightscribe
  • No floppy drive
  • ATI Radeon Xpress 1100 graphics (up to 128MB dedicated video memory)
  • Integrated High Definition Audio, 6 speaker configurable
  • Integrated 10/100 Ethernet
  • 56K v.90 modem
  • Compaq keyboard and scroll mouse (both with PS/2 connections)
  • Pre-installed Norton Internet Security 2007 (60-day live update trial)
  • Dimensions: 15.38"(H)x7.13"(W)x16.25"(D)

Expansion slots:

  • Three (3) PCI slots(two available)
  • One (1) PCI Express x16 slot (available)
  • Two (2) DIMM sockets
  • Two 5.25-inch external bays (one available)
  • One external 3.5-inch bay (available)
  • One internal 3.5-inch bay (occupied)

I/O ports:

  • Two (2) USB 2.0 ports (front)
  • One (1) Headphone in jack (front)
  • Two (2) PS/2 ports
  • One (1) 15-pin VGA port
  • Two (2) USB ports
  • RJ-45 Ethernet port
  • Line in
  • Line out
  • Mic in
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Specs

Compaq Presario SR2170NX Desktop P4 3GHz, 1GB RAM, 160GB HD, DVD±RW, Vista Home OS

Specs

Compaq Presario SR2170NX Desktop P4 3GHz, 1GB RAM, 160GB HD, DVD±RW, Vista Home OS

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  • 1% one week old
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