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(32ct) Rip Van Vanilla Wafer Cookies

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RIP
By Ilovewinter on Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2023
I am really struggling as to what to rate these RIP VAN KETO WAFERS. On one hand I could give a 5 star because they were really good. Amazing taste if you want a low carb, low sugar snack after a meal or whatnot. On the other hand, I could rate them a 1 star due to the fact that I am only 53 years old, and I soiled my shorts 3 times because of these delicious wafers. I ordered vanilla and lemon. As a kid my mom always bought the pink, yellow and chocolate wafer cookies. I love them but they are all sugar. So, I was so happy when I saw these. They arrived quickly and in good condition and honestly the price was great compared to some other keto snacks I looked at. The first day they arrived I could not wait to have my wafer cookie after supper. I opted for the vanilla wafer, and it tasted so good! Finally, a snack that is low in sugar and tastes great! I work in an office with a lot of people. So, the next day off to work I went. I had no pain or discomfort, but I noticed that I could not take two steps without letting out some gas. No big deal. I got to work, and it got worse. If I moved I farted. They were becoming more frequent, louder and the stench was so bad people started to ask if a sewer line was backed up. There was a sewer line backed up. Mine. It was getting so bad that I could not make it to the copy machine. So, I sat. And sat. And sat until the big hand hit 12 and the little hand hit 5. I waited until most people cleared out and began to walk to me car. Again, I had no pain and no discomfort I was just a gas blowing machine with no end in sight. As the second shift came to work and walked through the office before I left I could hear everyone say, “What is that smell.” It was rotten to the core and the sad part is it was me. When I hit the outside air I finally realized how rotten the stench was because that fresh air never felt so good. So, another day at the office and I have had bad gas before, so I had not yet pinned it down to the RIP wafers. So, on day two after supper, I broke into the lemon. They tasted more amazing than the vanilla, so I had two. Little did I know my life was about to change the next day. My stomach hurt a little bit but nothing terrible. In the morning I had to go to the bathroom twice before I showered. I felt better so I showered and off to work I went. I park aways away from the door because it is fall and the mornings are crisp, and the walk is good. I got out of my vehicle and was halfway across the parking lot to the door and I had a weird sensation. I had just filled my pants. There was no warning. No pregame. Nothing. I just kept walking to the front door trying to think of my next move. I reached to my backside to check, and it felt like a baseball in my shorts. I went straight to the restroom and got the large stall. I cleaned and wiped and then buried my underwear in the bottom of the trash. Whew. All good. I work in a large facility. So, I started to walk to my desk, and it hit me again like a punch from Mike Tyson. I filled my pants again but this time I had no underwear on. I sat at my cubicle, and I was in shock. My pants were full, and I was scared to get up. What if it falls out of my pantleg? So, I sat on that cow patty until lunch. I made it out safely and got home to once again clean up and put on new clothes. I felt good. I crapped my pants twice, but I felt good, and I never miss work, so I went back. I finished the day, went home, and had supper and yep you guessed it. I had a wafer after supper. Thank goodness the weekend was here. Saturday came and I got up early to run to the gas station and then I was going to go to the carwash. I made it to the gas station and went inside to pay and grab a few items. As I walked to the register it happened again. I stood there and the cashier said, “sir are you okay?” I just stood there and looked at her and said yes I will be fine, but I am going to leave these items here because I need to deal with an emergency. As I drove home I thought what has changed. The light bulb went on and I thought could it be those tasty little wafers. I consumed a large amount of water to clean my guts out. After the third filling of my pants, I knew it was them. I threw them in the trash. The gas continued for the weekend but by Monday I felt good and normal. I lost about 5 pounds so that was a good thing too. So, you decide for yourself. You can lose weight and detox your system. I would advise you to stay home while you do so. Nobody was hurt and nobody knew I was the broken sewer line at work. RIP wafers. I shall never come near you again. I will give them a five. Maybe it was just my system, and you might be able to eat them freely without the hell I dealt with. Best wishes.
Top critical review
Crispy, chocolaty snack without the sugar crash
By S Wang on Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2025
Bought this as a low-carb snack to satisfy sweet cravings while staying on keto. What I like • Tastes like a classic wafer with creamy hazelnut flavor • Low in sugar and carbs—great for keto or diabetic diets • Individually wrapped for easy, on-the-go snacking What could be better • Texture is a bit drier than traditional wafers • Pricey for the portion size Bottom line: Guilt-free treat that fits into a low-carb lifestyle. Perfect for keto snackers or anyone avoiding sugar, but look at Catalina Crunch Sandwich Cookies if you want a more filling option.

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