NCAA Pumpkins!
Those jerks down the street who root for State think THEY'RE the biggest fans on this block. Just wait until they come by my house trick-or-treating and see my resin pumpkin with the U logo! That'll show 'em! Woo Dawggies!
Wait, what? They have a pumpkin with a State logo? OK, time for Plan B: face tattoos.
Ends on October 2 at 9AM CT
