Apple iPhones - Your Choice (Scratch & Dent)
The iPhone X is the iPhone's evil twin from a parallel dimension. The only difference is while the noble iPhone is an advanced, helpful piece of consumer technology, the eeevil iPhone X has a dastardly moustache, will reset all your Candy Crush levels, and will constantly order 20 pizzas from Domino's with nothing but banana peppers and mushrooms. Gross! Aaand Evil!