Neurotics build castles in the clouds. Psychotics live in them. And the rest of us store our data in them, apparently.

Let us assure you that as far as we know, no psychotics will have access to anything you store in the 50GB of online storage space that comes with this Gemalto 8GB USB Flash Drive. Unless you yourself are psychotic. Whatever, we’re not here to judge.

The point is, everything’s about The Cloud these days. Don’t have room for that complete run of Gimme a Break you torrented? The Cloud does. Are you travelling and you want to show your hosts your favorite 1,000 pictures of your kids? Forget hauling along the photo album – if they’re in The Cloud, you can get those pictures anywhere. Got a bunch of, uh, intimate pictures you don’t want anybody to find on your hard drive? Let The Cloud take the rap.

This purchase entitles you to 50GB of online storage space, free for the first six months without any of the proverbial “further obligations.” Along with being a convenient file storage and transfer device in its own right, the Gemalto 8GB USB Flash Drive can automatically upload its contents to the server. If 58GB of total storage space sounds too roomy for your liking, drift over to Sellout.Woot for a cozier 4GB/20GB setup. Either road will take you into The Cloud. And you can then share those files with whoever you want. No matter how psychotic.

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