As a professional card shark, I love going to your house and seeing this Excalibur World Series of Poker Professional Shuffler. It means I’ll be leaving with my pockets full of your money.

If you want to stand out as a rube, a chump, an easy mark, I can’t think of a better way than with this Excalibur World Series of Poker Professional Shuffler. If you can’t even be bothered to shuffle your own decks, well, chances are you’re not exactly the next Julius Popwell. It’s hard to imagine Benny Binion needing some wooden gizmo to mix up the cards, so when one of these things is at the table, I know I’m-

Wait a minute. Wait just a minute. Maybe that’s just what you want me to think. Running a hustle, eh? Think you’re real cute, do you? Well, maybe I need an Excalibur World Series of Poker Professional Shuffler, too. Who’s the rube now?

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