Mr. Monkey Risin’
Jack, I made lettuce into freedom that day! Yeah, I was at Woodstock! I was covered in bees, fixed in time, spinning like plates in a hurricane! Hendrix? He had a solo that shot orange monkeys and lights! I saw some fella dying a million deaths before the sun hit the speakers. It made me think that jail was just another word for “day job”. You get me? I was gonna start an ice cream company except The Beatles broke up. Man, if you remember that monkey, you weren’t really there. Me? I never left! We were all one, all won, that orange cape made us Monkeyshine Supermen, baby, we rolled like… like… an octopus! Hey, don’t hassle me, right? Who cares? We need to get back to lovin’ each other and not bombin’ each other. Psychedelic garage rock monkeycape with spinning lights! I can dig that! I can dig that! You know that Country Joe guy? He still owes me twenty bucks. It doesn’t phase me none on this plane, though. Hey, you ever stare at a spinning light and think, what if our whole universe was on a light just like that? Spinning all the time? You wanna lick the monkey next? Man, those days never ended for me. It’s like tasting one big Psychedelic Orange.


Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Woot Off Lights Features:
- Rotating Woot Off lights with LED bulb
- Can be set 43” apart from each other with 62” long USB cable and stands 3" tall
- Individual on/off switch for each light in case watching two spin at once is just a bit overwhelming
- Stop co-worker interruptions during certain “high productivity” times of ecommerce opportunity analysis
- Stop explaining what you’re doing hitting F5 repeatedly, simply extend arms and slowly bow to woot-off lights in response
- Trick co-workers by turning them on and excitedly hitting F5 on woot.com during non-woot off days
- Purchase monitors with cosmetic defects at a discount, knowing you can cover the damage with included velcro strips
- Stress relief from denied BOC purchase (warning: throw lights at floor or wall, not other people)
- Finally have a use for your portable Black and Decker USB enabled battery in your closet from our April Fools Woot Off
- Practice the bolas throwing technique to take down cattle, great for passing co-workers who walk fast to feign urgency
Screaming Monkey Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned roasting over the fires of Hell
Specs
Woot USB Rotating Woot-Off LightsWoot Screaming Monkey with Orange Psychedelic Cape
Specs
Woot USB Rotating Woot-Off LightsWoot Screaming Monkey with Orange Psychedelic Cape
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.228s
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