Woot! Fruit Card Protection System
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READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT NOTE!
While this may be crap, it is NOT a Bag o' Crap. You are getting exactly what is described here. No more, no less. Be a smart shopper.
While this may be crap, it is NOT a Bag o' Crap. You are getting exactly what is described here. No more, no less. Be a smart shopper.
You may have read today's news that a certain credit card newly issued by a "Fruit" company is VERY susceptible to, well.... just about anything. Just putting it your wallet may be too much for this weak-kneed card. The simplest tasks may yield it unusable. For example:
- Don't put it in your wallet as this could scratch it.
- Don't put it in your pocket as this could discolor or scratch it.
- Don't put it near denim as it could scratch it.
We at Woot! are always ready to make a quick buck so we'd like to introduce the FIRST and ONLY
WOOT FRUIT CARD PROTECTION SYSTEM
This little bag is meant to protect your fruit card from YOU! Yes, you never know what you might do that could render this card useless so protect it now!
The Woot Fruit Card Protection System is made of the best quality plastic bag that we could find at the local grocery store. Each bag is hand-lettered by a Woot! employee making each a collector's original.
Don't delay! Get yours today!
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item
Warranty: You're kidding, right?
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(1) Woot Fruit Card Protection System
Specs
In the box
(1) Woot Fruit Card Protection System
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