Do I like Wolfking Warriors? I don’t know, I’ve never wolfked a warrior before.

Melissa: So, how’d it go last night? I want details, girl!

Angie: Well…it was great! He was great! I was great! Everything was great!

Melissa: So what’s he like?

Angie: He’s, he’s so…different. I mean, good different. He’s got this cute round body and this ergonomic layout, and he’s so precise and quick. He looks great in any color – blue, white, green, pink, red, whatever. And you know what I really liked? He’s plug-and-play, so no headgames.

Melissa: Sounds great. What does he do? What’s he into?

Angie: Well, he’s really into these first-person-shooter games, you know? But that’s not all he’s about. He’s applying to culinary school and he really loves cats and he’s got season tickets at the Modern Dance Basement and, and he’s just really funny and sweet.

Melissa: Wow. It’s so hard to meet a great guy anymore.

Angie: I know! Especially on the Internet!

Melissa: When will you be seeing him again?

Angie: Tuesday night, I think. We’ll probably just hang around his place.

Melissa: Well, hey, on the 19th I’m going to be having some people over for dinner, so if you want to bring – hey, wait a minute. What’s his name?

Angie: Oh, his name? It’s not important. I mean, what’s in a -

Melissa: What’s his name? Come on, if he’s gonna be your boyfriend I have to learn his name sometime.

Angie: It’s, uh…it’s Wolfking.

Melissa: What? Wolfgang?

Angie: No. Wolfking. That’s his first name.

Melissa: What about his last name?

Angie: Warrior.

Melissa: Wolfking Warrior? Are you serious?

Angie: Yes. Wolfking Warrior.

Melissa: Is that his real name or what?

Angie: I don’t know. It’s what he goes by.

Melissa: Wow. Listen, Angie…I don’t know exactly how to say this, but -

Angie: I know. I have to dump him.

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