So, Leopold. You say you’re not a werewolf, eh?

Well, then. You won’t mind wearing… THESE SILVER WICKED LITTLE EARBUDS! Ha ha, that’s right Leopold! You see, I know about you werewolves, and your weakness to… oh, you’re putting them on? They’re comfortable? A variety of swappable cushions you can trade out as needed? Okay, well… good. You wear those Wicked Little Earbuds. Because now, I’m about to play you… THE BACKGROUND MUSIC TO THE NES SILVER SURFER GAME! HA HA! TASTE THE PAIN, LEOPOLD! NOW YOU MUST… oh, really? You’re rocking out? These Wicked Little Earbuds have good sound quality and work with all MP3 players? No pain at all? Well… I’m sorry, Leopold. Maybe I misjudged you. I guess I should untie you… HA HA! I TRICKED YOU! I JUST WANTED TO GET CLOSE TO SHOW YOU THIS PICTURE OF PRODUCER JOEL SILVER! HE DID THE MATRIX, YOU KNOW! AND MANY OTHER FINE MOVIES! HA, HA! DIE, YOU FOUL SPAWN OF SATAN, DIE!

…well, this is embarrassing. I guess I should tell you now, Leopold, I really thought that would work. I kinda… only bought one plane ticket home. You had your wallet when I kidnapped you and stuffed you in that box, right? No? Wow. I’m so, so sorry, really. Hey, be honest, is this going to affect our boss/employee relationship in any way? What if I let you keep the Wicked Little Earbuds?

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