Me and the Whistler 300 Watt DC to AC Power Inverter came up together. When we was kids, it would say “Sal, one day, I’m gonna change everything!” And then I’d hit it in the eye with a cannoli.

But that didn’t stop it. We got our first job for the boss and the Whistler 300 Watt DC to AC Power Inverter was ready. It turned 12 volt power into AC like nobody’s business. 300 watt continuous 600 watt peak. It was runnin’ two outlets and somebody’d walk up to it and then pow! it was runnin’ three. They liked that initiative.

It had a low battery alarm and a thermal cutoff but never talked about ‘em. I knew, sure, but we came up together. It knew stuff about me, too. We were like brothers. I took a power spike for it one time. It woulda gone right in the turbo cooled heat sink if it weren’t for me. I told it, Whistler 300 Watt DC to AC Power Inverter , you gotta check your wattage requirements first, but it didn’t listen. That guy. Momma always said it has a guardian angel workin’ overtime.

I got outta that game a long time ago. I hear Whistler 300 Watt DC to AC Power Inverter is still out there, convertin’ around. I can’t worry about the guy. It’s not my life, ya know? I still wish it well. Even now, I wish it well.

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