Ooo mah ga. Like, there’s this music you might never have heard of, right? Because it’s so underground? It’s called “house”. And ooo mah ga, it’s only like the best music evarrr.

So I’m, like, a DJ now, or something? And I make sure I buy everything with the word “house” in the title, because, that’s like the clue? That it’s house music? So when I saw the Westinghouse 8” Digital Frame, I knew I had to have one.

House is all about the mix, right? Like, you take two things that don’t fit, and you make them fit? And guess what? Go on, guess! Aw, why don’t you guess? Fine, I’ll just tell you. The Westinghouse 8” Digital Frame is JUST LIKE THAT.

You put in a jpeg, and then another jpeg, and then you push the shuffle button, and then they just, like, show up? One after the other? It’s totally house. Oh, that’s my way of saying I like it. You probably are into something lame like Jack White so you don’t understand me. But that’s okay, I get that a lot.

Hey, can I copy off you for the algebra test? I didn’t get to study last night because I was up all night mixing with my Westinghouse 8” Digital Frame. I put this photo of a gospel choir in with a photo of James Brown’s drummer. It was soooo totally house.

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