Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

WD-40 No-Mess Lubricant Pen – 2 Pack

New
Limit 3 per customer
Sold Out
The Woot-Off is dead, but these deals live on!

Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails!

Mr. Palmere, we’re going to need you to sign the lease again.

Because your signature is illegible. And greasy. And now the paper’s ruined.

Sir, listen, I want nothing more than to put you in a brand new Kia today, but I’m pretty sure a signature made using one of those WD40 Lubricant Pens isn’t going to be legally binding.

Yes, it DID occur to me that that’s precisely why you used it.

Mr. Palmere, I’m just a simple man with a simple plan: to give the citizens of Beaver County the greatest deal on new and pre-owned Kias and Hyundais. And just like I say in my advertisements: if I can’t put you in the car of your dreams, I’ll eat my hat. That’s what puts the “crazy” in Crazy Clay’s House of Hyundai and now also Kia.

And let me tell you somethin’, mister: I didn’t get to the point where I have a $150 suit and a $25 haircut by eatin’ hats.

Now listen: this pen is fine; it’s just not meant for contracts. This is the sort of thing you’d use for spot application of lubricant to things like hinges, drawers, and the like. It would fit right in your pocket or purse or toolbox, or even, dare I say, the glove compartment of your brand new Kia.

Why, I’m willing to bet you could come up with 300 uses for that pen pretty easily. But signing a lease putting you in one of the “Best Family Cars of 2010” according to Parents Magazine is not one of those uses. Now c’mon, Mr. Palmere: take my pen and let’s do the dang deal.

HEY! HEY COME BACK HERE! YOU JUST SMUDGED MY $150 SUIT!

Back to top

Features

 

Features:

  • Delivers WD40 lubricant with the precision of a pen-shaped applicator
  • Lubricates hinges, doors, drawers and more
  • Removes sticky labels, gum and crayon
  • Pocket-sized, fitting everywhere from glove boxes and desk drawers to backpacks and purses
  • Does everything a regular can of WD40 can do without messy overspray and minimal odor
  • For use on the go, carry one with you and keep the others in convenient places
  • Over 300 uses
  • View Demo

Directions:

  • Before first use, point pen downward and press tip against surface until saturated
  • Apply, pressing the tip to release more WD-40 as needed
  • Pen will not dry out, re-activate by saturating tip

Home Uses:

  • Remove black heel marks, scuff marks, and crayon from washable surfaces
  • Quiet squeaks
  • Lubricate drawers, windows, toys, locks, snaps, zippers and more

Sports Uses:

  • On the boat or in the tackle box to keep things smooth running and corrosion free
  • Ski bindings
  • Bike chains
  • Lube zippers, snaps on tents, sleeping bags and outdoor covers

Tool Box Uses:

  • Clean electrical contacts
  • Lube triggers on power tools
  • Clean spray paint nozzles

Auto/RV/Motorcycles:

  • Lubricate locks and hinges
  • Safely remove road tar and grime
  • Remove gum and grease from vinyl

In the box:

  • (2) WD40 .26 oz. Lubricant Pens

DANGER! HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED
Keep out of the reach of children. Contains petroleum distillates. Inhalation abuse may be harmful or fatal. Avoid eye contact. Use with adequate ventilation. First Aid: Eye contact: Flush thoroughly with water. Skin Contact: Wash with soap & water. If Swallowed: Do not induce vomiting. Call a physician or poison control center immediately.

Specs

WD-40 No-Mess .26 Fluid Ounce Lubricant Pens

Specs

WD-40 No-Mess .26 Fluid Ounce Lubricant Pens

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.116s

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 15% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 56% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 28% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 62% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

8%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
92%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

0%
0%
92%
8%
0%
0%
0%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Vimlinc Programmable Sprinkler Timer
    $1499 $39.9963% off Reference Price
  2. DEWALT DCD771C2 20V Max Cordless Drill/Driver Kit
    $7999 $179.0055% off Reference Price
  3. InfinityLab 5000mAh Power Bank w/Wireless Charging
    $999 $39.9975% off Reference Price
  4. Simply Filters MERV 11, MPR 1000 Air Filter (12pk)
    $7099–$8999
Like what you see? There are 96 more best sellers to explore. Start browsing
WD-40 No-Mess Lubricant Pen – 2 Pack
$1.49 Sold Out
$1.49 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.