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Sir, listen, I want nothing more than to put you in a brand new Kia today, but I’m pretty sure a signature made using one of those WD40 Lubricant Pens isn’t going to be legally binding.
Yes, it DID occur to me that that’s precisely why you used it.
Mr. Palmere, I’m just a simple man with a simple plan: to give the citizens of Beaver County the greatest deal on new and pre-owned Kias and Hyundais. And just like I say in my advertisements: if I can’t put you in the car of your dreams, I’ll eat my hat. That’s what puts the “crazy” in Crazy Clay’s House of Hyundai and now also Kia.
And let me tell you somethin’, mister: I didn’t get to the point where I have a $150 suit and a $25 haircut by eatin’ hats.
Now listen: this pen is fine; it’s just not meant for contracts. This is the sort of thing you’d use for spot application of lubricant to things like hinges, drawers, and the like. It would fit right in your pocket or purse or toolbox, or even, dare I say, the glove compartment of your brand new Kia.
Why, I’m willing to bet you could come up with 300 uses for that pen pretty easily. But signing a lease putting you in one of the “Best Family Cars of 2010” according to Parents Magazine is not one of those uses. Now c’mon, Mr. Palmere: take my pen and let’s do the dang deal.
HEY! HEY COME BACK HERE! YOU JUST SMUDGED MY $150 SUIT!
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DANGER! HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED
Keep out of the reach of children. Contains petroleum distillates. Inhalation abuse may be harmful or fatal. Avoid eye contact. Use with adequate ventilation. First Aid: Eye contact: Flush thoroughly with water. Skin Contact: Wash with soap & water. If Swallowed: Do not induce vomiting. Call a physician or poison control center immediately.
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