Consciousness is stupid
Being awake stinks. The slumbery dream world? Awesome. You're on a bobsled with Dick Van Dyke, and the bobsled is made of chocolate, and all the snow is actually microscopic puppies, and then OH HEY BUCKAROO! TIME TO BE AWAKE.
What do you have to look forward to now? Taco Tuesday? Please.
Know the facts.
Did you know the polar vortex was probably caused by sleep deprivation? You didn't know that because it's a lie.
But Chernobyl was, according to a potentially legit website we just looked at. Ostensibly, Three Mile Island can also be attributed to fatigue, according once again to a, uh ... website.
Did you know sleep deprivation is linked to numerous diseases, including stomach disorders like Alien Gut Syndrome? Sleep when you're dead? IT'LL HAPPEN THAT MUCH QUICKER, PAL.
Did you know your brain's memory function relies on sleep? Bet you DID know that, but you forgot because you eschewed the most basic and vital thing a human does, next to eating and pooping and mating and breathing (in descending order of importance).
Fine, though. If you'd rather be awake, that's your problem. Facilitate your own nuclear disaster. Turn your guts into alien guts. Cause another polar vortex. Enjoy the morning.
Features
Wake-Up lights provide a more pleasant and natural waking experience. Because there's nothing worse than being jarred awake by a blaring alarm clock, a Philips Wake-Up Light, wakes you in a natural way with light that increases gradually. The Wake-Up Light simulates the sunrise to help you greet the morning with an improved mood and energy level. Light gradually increases for 30 minutes before your alarm time to gently prepare your body to wake up and feel more energetic at the start of your day. With optional FM radio and nature sounds, a Wake-Up Light ensures waking up will be a pleasant experience.
Sunrise Simulation for Natural Waking:
- Wake-Up Light wakes you up by simulating sunrise
- Featuring a soft UV-free light, the light offers a pleasant glow without harsh tones
- Light gradually increases for 30 minutes before your alarm time to gently prepare your body to wake up and feel more energetic at the start of your day
Bedside Lamp:
- Wake-Up Light can be used as a bedside lamp for reading
- With 20 brightness settings, the Wake-Up Light is also a convenient bedside lamp for reading or relaxing at night
Nature Sounds or FM Radio with Snooze Button:
- In addition to FM radio stations, the Wake-Up Light can also wake you with a pre-programmed nature sound (model HF3470 features 2 nature sounds, model HF3510 features 3 nature sounds)
- The Wake-Up Light also offers a snooze function, giving you an extra 9 minutes of sleep
Recommended by National Sleep Foundation:
- The Wake-Up Light is recommended by the National Sleep Foundation, an educational and scientific nonprofit organization dedicated to improving sleep health and safety
- The Wake-Up Light is also completely safe to use on a daily basis and 100% UV free
Select from:
Model HF3470:
- Features sunrise simulation and choice of two natural sounds or radio
- Light increases for 30 minutes before your set alarm time
- Light intensity level can be set up to 250 lux
- Uses a halogen bulb (included)
~or~
Model HF3510:
- Features sunrise simulation and three nature sound selections wake you up naturally
- Light increases for 30 minutes before your set alarm time
- Light intensity level can be set up to 300 lux
- Dimming display with 20 brightness settings
- Control alarm times and snooze with easy-to-use touch keys
- Uses a LED bulb (included)
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Philips
Specs
Comparison | ||
---|---|---|
Benefit | HF3470 | HF3510 |
Increased Energy Level | Yes | Yes |
Wake Up Feeling Refreshed | Yes | Yes |
Helps You Fall Asleep More Easily | Yes | |
Dimmer | 20 Setting | 20 Setting |
Replaceable Halogen Lamp | Yes | |
LED Bulb | Yes | |
Dusk Simulation | Yes | |
Number of Wake-Up Sounds | 2 | 3 |
FM Radio | Yes | Yes |
Dimensions: | 9-9/10" H x 6-7/10" Dia | 8" x 10" Dia |
In the Box:
Select from:
- (1) Philips HF3470 Wake-up Light
~or~
- (1) Philips HF3510 Wake-up Light
Specs
Comparison | ||
---|---|---|
Benefit | HF3470 | HF3510 |
Increased Energy Level | Yes | Yes |
Wake Up Feeling Refreshed | Yes | Yes |
Helps You Fall Asleep More Easily | Yes | |
Dimmer | 20 Setting | 20 Setting |
Replaceable Halogen Lamp | Yes | |
LED Bulb | Yes | |
Dusk Simulation | Yes | |
Number of Wake-Up Sounds | 2 | 3 |
FM Radio | Yes | Yes |
Dimensions: | 9-9/10" H x 6-7/10" Dia | 8" x 10" Dia |
In the Box:
Select from:
- (1) Philips HF3470 Wake-up Light
~or~
- (1) Philips HF3510 Wake-up Light
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 46.775s
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Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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