Hey, Richard, you got a second? Yeah, let’s talk in the back.

Look, man, I know you come from a good family and all, so… well, I just want to tell you straight up. The big boss is worried about you. Yeah, he’s seen you spending time with that paint gun… yes, the “Wagner Power Painter” is what you call it, but it really belongs to the store, right? And you really need to make it available for other people to use. Also, there are other colors than yellow… okay, fine, I’ll call it “Rhine Gold” if that makes you happy. But really, share the paint gun, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I don’t care about Thor and Odin and all that D&D crap. No, even if you sing it, it’s still D&D. This is just a friendly warning, okay? We need that power painter to spray big jobs and handle the difficult surfaces. If you’re only using it for fun… you need it to make sets? For an opera? the MET? Yeah, okay, if you’re going to just to lie to me I don’t care what happens to you. NO, Richard, they’re NEVER going to have DWARVES on stage at the freaking OPERA. Just because Batman got popular, don’t think everybody cares about your nerd hobbies, okay? Just have the “Wagner Power Painter” back in the tool room before morning and stop taking it all the time, or you’re going to get fired. Okay? Okay.

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