Oh, hello! I'm Vulcan, the Roman god of the forge. Come in, come in!

Sorry, I was just playing on my Wii. See, my daily forging makes my right arm super strong, but I've got to work my left arm just as much to keep balanced. So I play Wii Tennis! I tried to get a country club membership but apparently my name's too Italian.

But I'm just as happy at home, really. I just have to remember to hook up my Vulcan All-in-One Wii Charging Station when I'm away at work, and I come home to find everything charged. My remotes, my Wii Fit Balance board, they're all covered with these included chargeable batteries, and the remotes plug in even with their little sleeves on. Pretty cool, huh?

Oh, no, not that one. I don't mind if we play two player, but that controller belongs to my wife, Venus. If another man touches her controller I get SO ANGRY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW sorry, sorry, it's not your fault, you haven't done anything.

...or have you? Because sometimes, she goes by Aphrodite. She says it's her "club name" whatever that means.

...I'm watching you, pal.

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