Keep that in mind the next time you wonder why we’re selling something like the VTech VT5883 4-Handset Cordless Phone. Just because something is “behind the times” or “obsolete” or “pathetically antiquated” doesn’t mean it’s no good. Would you go to the Kentucky Derby and ask the jockeys why they’re not driving cars?

Only if you’re a real idiot. And since you aren’t, we’re sure you can see the benefits of the VTech VT5883’s WiFi friendly, interference-avoiding 5.8ghz signal, its four convenient handsets, and its digital answering system with 15 minutes of recording time.

No, a cordless landline phone isn’t the newest, sexiest, or most advanced telephony option. But what if you live somewhere without good cellphone coverage? What if your cellphone-fraud convictions prevent you from acquiring a mobile phone account? What if you have a cousin at the phone company who can hook you up with landline service for free? This wouldn’t look so “outdated” then, would it?

Now, if you’re talking about corded landline phones, that’s another story. Anybody who uses one of those is a total freak. Get with the times, Van Winkle!

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