Ooo, Two
Once there was a far off land
And in that land there was a man
A man who made with his own hand
A two pack of Vornado Orange Zippi Fans
The man, for breakfast, would eat bran
For that was on his diet plan
He stored it in a metal can
Designed by Mr. Ian Jan
Now Ian Jan was in the biz
Of making things, and quite the whiz
Like soda pop without the fizz
Or towels with labels “hers” and “his”
But he was often slightly hot
And an AC he hadn’t got
And so he went off and like a shot
To see his friend, a polyglot
Ian Jan said he wanted cool
A small but mighty fan would rule
But at languages he was a fool
Could his friend enroll him in his school?
His friend taught him the basics and
He planned a trip with Ian Jan
To go to and see that far off man
And his Vornado Orange Zippi Fans
The man was lying out to tan
And rose to meet poor Ian Jan
Since there were two, and both were grand
Each fellow got a Zippi Fan
Now comfortable, their friendship true
Lasted for years, as friendships do
And so the story now is through
But if you find the details few
And don’t think it was made clear to you
What Vornado Orange Zippi Fans can do
They’re well made fans, they’re strong and new
AND BLOW OUT WIND LIKE ALL FANS, FOO’
Features
Warranty: 3 Year Vornado
Features:
- 2 speed electric motor with fan head that can adjust to any vertical angle
- Soft cloth blades quietly propel air, and are also safe to touch while the fan is in motion
- Folds to a compact size that is small enough to carry in a suitcase, backpack, or briefcase
- Uses typical household outlet for operation
- Permanently lubricated motor requires no oiling
- Depth: 5.25”
- Height: 9”
- Blade: 7”
- Amps: .25
- Weight: 1.75 lbs
In the box:
- 2 Vornado Zippi Fans
- 2 Owners Guides
Specs
Orange Vornado FA1-0007-22 Zippi Fan with Cloth BladesSpecs
Orange Vornado FA1-0007-22 Zippi Fan with Cloth BladesSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 22.000s
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