The Bowl Game
I came all the way up to Seattle for this game-watching party with the hopes of getting caught up in the emotion of it all, but I had no idea it would be this intense. Maybe the game is so captivating because we're watching it on this VIZIO 70" TV, or because I'm surrounded by die-hard Seattle fans screaming at the top of their lungs.
Or maybe it was those cookies I ate earlier. They feel a little funny in my tummy.
I never realized so fully how football captures the entire human condition. Two teams, striving and pushing against one another like the internal combustion engines that reside in each of our hearts. Should I ask everybody else at the party if they feel the same way? Maybe not.
Is it weird that I'm not talking at all? Are people judging me right now? Oh god it seems like they're judging me. Why would I think that? They're just watching a game. Everything's cool. Should I cheer when their team does well or does that seem forced? I probably shouldn't think about it so much. OK, OK. Stop thinking about it.
At least the game must almost be over by now and I can go home and just sit down by myself for a while and collect my thoughts. Wait, it's only the first quarter?? What the hell? It feels like I've been here forever!
Maybe I'm in some kind of time vortex and everybody else is really a machine that has been programmed to interact with me so they can judge me for acting awkwardly. No, that's crazy -- there's no such thing as a time vortex, right?
Keep it cool and just keeping watching the game on this … mesmerizing … 70" … TV. AAHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? Oh, OK, it's just a talking baby.
I've been chewing this Dorito for so long now and it doesn't seem to be reaching the chewedness at which point I can swallow it. How am I supposed to tell if it's been chewed enough to swallow it? My body can usually just tell and involuntarily tells my body to swallow, but now I'm aware of it and worried that if I swallow I'll choke on this Dorito and die. I don't want to die. What happens when you die?
Let me ask the room.
Features
- The E-Series 70” Class Razor LED™ Smart TV is shattering the mold in a way only VIZIO can, with high-quality design and picture at the best value
- Full 1080p High Definition resolution gives you over 2 million pixels, making the clarity and detail of your picture razor sharp
- 1,000,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimensions
- VIZIO Internet Apps with built-in Wi-Fi is your passport to a world of entertainment, movies, TV shows and more. All on your schedule, directly to your HDTV
- Featuring all your favorite apps, from Amazon Instant Video to Facebook, plus hundreds more from the Yahoo! Connected TV store, to bring the best of the web right to your screen
- 120Hz Effective Refresh Rate presents action packed sports and movies with a smoothness and stability that captures every image in astonishing detail. Learn More
- A slim frame design with ultra thin profile makes this a stunning entertainment centerpiece in any living space
- This powerful smart remote features a built-in keyboard that puts the freedom to text friends, play games or search apps right in your hands
- Energy efficient sensors auto-adjust brightness for the perfect picture regardless of room conditions
- SRS StudioSound HD™ delivers immersive surround sound, deep bass, clear dialog and level volume
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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Class: | 70" |
Viewable: | 69.51" |
Tuner: | NTSC/ATSC/QAM |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Signal Compatibility: | 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i |
Colors: | 1.07 Billion |
Dynamic Contrast Ratio: | 1,000,000:1 |
Brightness: | 350 cd/m2 |
Response Time: | 6ms |
Viewable Angle: | 176° / 176° |
Pixel/Dot Pitch: | 0.802 x 0.802mm |
SRS TruSurround HD™: | Yes |
SRS TruVolume™: | Yes |
SRS StudioSound™: | Yes |
Inputs: | |
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HDMI: | 4 (2 side, 2 down) |
RF in: | 1 (down) |
Component: | 1 (side) |
Composite: | 1 (shared with component) |
VGA: | 1 (down) |
Ethernet: | 1 (down) |
USB 2.0: | 2 (side) (music, photo, video, DLNA) |
Outputs: | |
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Digital Audio (SPDIF): | 1 (down) |
Analog Audio: | 1 (down) |
Additional Features: | |
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Refresh Rate: | 120Hz |
Panel Type: | Razer LED |
VIZIO Internet Apps: | Yes |
Wi-Fi: | 802.11n single band |
Parental Control: | Yes |
Ambient Light Sensor: | Yes |
Smooth Motion: | Yes |
HDMI CEC: | Yes |
HDMI ARC: | Yes |
Speakers: | Built-in 10W x 2 |
Voltage Range: | 120Vac at 60Hz |
Power Consumption: | 210W, <1W Standby |
Certifications: | UL, CUL, FCC Class B, HDMI 1.4 incl. CEC/ARC, Vizio AQ, Vizio PQ, Dolby Digital Plus |
Compliance: | ENERGY STAR® 5.3, ATSC Spec A/65, EIA/CEA-766-A, California Energy Commission Auto Shut Down |
VIZIO Remote Control: | Enhanced 2-sided remote with keyboard |
Dimensions: | |
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With Stand: | 62.56"(W) x 38.41"(H) x 12.56"(D) |
Without Stand: | 62.56"(W) x 36.49"(H) x 2.35"(D) |
Weight: | |
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With Stand: | 103.75 lbs |
Without Stand: | 86.69 lbs |
Wall Mount Specifications: | |
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VESA Hole Pattern: | 400 x 400mm |
Screw Size: | M6 |
Screw Length: | 10mm |
Screw Pitch: | 1mm |
In the box:
- VIZIO E701i-A3 70" 1080p 120Hz Razer LED Smart TV with Apps & Wi-Fi
- Stand with Hardware Screws
- Remote Control
- Power Cord
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Class: | 70" |
Viewable: | 69.51" |
Tuner: | NTSC/ATSC/QAM |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Signal Compatibility: | 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i |
Colors: | 1.07 Billion |
Dynamic Contrast Ratio: | 1,000,000:1 |
Brightness: | 350 cd/m2 |
Response Time: | 6ms |
Viewable Angle: | 176° / 176° |
Pixel/Dot Pitch: | 0.802 x 0.802mm |
SRS TruSurround HD™: | Yes |
SRS TruVolume™: | Yes |
SRS StudioSound™: | Yes |
Inputs: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 4 (2 side, 2 down) |
RF in: | 1 (down) |
Component: | 1 (side) |
Composite: | 1 (shared with component) |
VGA: | 1 (down) |
Ethernet: | 1 (down) |
USB 2.0: | 2 (side) (music, photo, video, DLNA) |
Outputs: | |
---|---|
Digital Audio (SPDIF): | 1 (down) |
Analog Audio: | 1 (down) |
Additional Features: | |
---|---|
Refresh Rate: | 120Hz |
Panel Type: | Razer LED |
VIZIO Internet Apps: | Yes |
Wi-Fi: | 802.11n single band |
Parental Control: | Yes |
Ambient Light Sensor: | Yes |
Smooth Motion: | Yes |
HDMI CEC: | Yes |
HDMI ARC: | Yes |
Speakers: | Built-in 10W x 2 |
Voltage Range: | 120Vac at 60Hz |
Power Consumption: | 210W, <1W Standby |
Certifications: | UL, CUL, FCC Class B, HDMI 1.4 incl. CEC/ARC, Vizio AQ, Vizio PQ, Dolby Digital Plus |
Compliance: | ENERGY STAR® 5.3, ATSC Spec A/65, EIA/CEA-766-A, California Energy Commission Auto Shut Down |
VIZIO Remote Control: | Enhanced 2-sided remote with keyboard |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
With Stand: | 62.56"(W) x 38.41"(H) x 12.56"(D) |
Without Stand: | 62.56"(W) x 36.49"(H) x 2.35"(D) |
Weight: | |
---|---|
With Stand: | 103.75 lbs |
Without Stand: | 86.69 lbs |
Wall Mount Specifications: | |
---|---|
VESA Hole Pattern: | 400 x 400mm |
Screw Size: | M6 |
Screw Length: | 10mm |
Screw Pitch: | 1mm |
In the box:
- VIZIO E701i-A3 70" 1080p 120Hz Razer LED Smart TV with Apps & Wi-Fi
- Stand with Hardware Screws
- Remote Control
- Power Cord
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