The Vivitar Vivicam 8300s. You notice that the sky has a green tint. 8.1 megapixels. The chrome seems to be made for your hand. There is an oversized 2.5 inch display. That man watching you, he wears a suit and glasses. It has a 3x optical power zoom, pay attention. That woman in black leather knows your name. The Vivitar Vivicam 8300s makes movie clips with audio. What if you could be anything you wanted just by thinking about it? Photo editing software is included, was that always there or did it just appear? A stranger is calling your cell phone. That man in the suit is walking your way. So is the woman in leather. In the box is a USB cord and video cables. It all seems so expensive, how could you afford a camera like this? You notice the sky has a green tint, like cascading rows of numbers or letters. The man in the suit has a weapon and so does the woman in leather. Your cell phone is ringing again and again. If you concentrate on the Vivitar Vivicam 8300s you can see the price dropping right before your eyes. The orange and white pill-shaped button is there for the clicking. The Vivitar Vivicam 8300s comes with multiple lighting modes and a white balance. The man in the suit is almost touching you now. Everything seems to be in slow motion.

Do you want a camera, Neo?