I Really Hope I Get It
EEEAAAGGGHHH! Face front, SOLDIER! Commander Killgun here to ORDER you to buy the Visiontek ATI Radeon X1950 Pro 16x PCI Express graphics card! It’s the ONLY choice for full-on, rapid-fire, non-stop, blood-spattered, HIGH-SPEED, action-packed, body-strewn, nitro-burning ACTION GAAAMIIINNGG! All the other video cards are for SISSIES and WUSSIES - you hear that, sissies and wussies? The Visiontek ATI Radeon X1950 Pro lets you see every chunk of shrapnel and every drop of blood as you EVISCERATE your enem-
You know what?
I can’t do this anymore.
I’m an actor, dammit. A real actor.
I studied at the Strasberg Institute. I did Beckett in Edinburgh. I was one of the masked perverts in Eyes Wide Shut. I don’t have to do this Commander Killgun gig. Yeah, the money’s good. But I can’t keep hating myself like this.
So buy this video card, or don’t, whatever. Not my department anymore. I’m moving on to better things, to roles worthy of my talent. I’m not going to degrade myself ever again with talk of dual DVI ports and full-screen anti-aliasing. My work will be about real emotions, real ideas, real human expression. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an audition for a bit part on According to Jim.


Features
Warranty: 3 Year Visiontek
Features:
- Employs Shader Model 3.0, enables simultaneous high dynamic range lighting effects and full screen anti-aliasing, and supports up to 256 MB GDDR3 memory for fast frame buffering
- Radeon™ X1950 Crossfire™ Edition graphics card for ultra fast performance
- Full Screen Antialiasing (FSAA) with high dynamic range (HDR) technology. HDR mimics the human eye by displaying a broader range of colors within a scene. This allows for a wider spectrum of lighting effects, providing realistic shadows around buildings and landscape
- Avivo’s 10-bit-per-color display engine renders one billion more colors, resulting in images that are clean, sharp, and brilliant. It also uses ATI’s Xillion™ and Theater™ technologies, which are found inside many of today ’s best digital high-definition TVs
- The X1950 supports High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection (HDCP), a method of digital rights management that protects content. With a graphics card and a monitor that supports HDCP you can view this copy protected high-definition content
- provides full support for Vista’s image-intensive features, including Aeroglass, and enhances gaming, digital photo, and multimedia applications
- ATI’s Avivo technology provides flexible connectivity, delivers high-performance support for high resolution DVI displays, supports multiple-monitor environments and enables simultaneous S-video and composite video output at independent resolutions
Supported Display Modes:
- 640×480 200Hz
- 800×600 200Hz
- 1024×768 200Hz
- 1152×864 200Hz
- 1280×1024 160Hz
- 1600×1200 120Hz
- 1920×1080 (16:9) 120Hz
- 1920×1200 100Hz
- 1920×1440 90Hz
- 2048×1536 85Hz
- 2560×1600 60Hz
Specifications:
- 384 million transistors on 90nm fabrication process
- Up to 48 pixel shader processors
- 8 vertex shader processors
- Native PCI Express x16 bus interface
- Fully associative texture, color, and Z/stencil cache designs
- Hierarchical Z-buffer with Early Z test
- Lossless Z Compression (up to 48:1)
- Fast Z-Buffer Clear
- Optimized for performance at high display resolutions, including widescreen HDTV resolutions
- Support for Microsoft® DirectX® 9.0 Shader Model 3.0 programmable vertex and pixel shaders in hardware
- Full speed 128-bit floating point processing for all shader operations
- Dedicated branch execution units for high performance dynamic branching and flow control
- Dedicated texture address units for improved efficiency
- 3Dc+ texture compression o High quality 4:1 compression for normal maps and two-channel data formats
- High quality 2:1 compression for luminance maps and single-channel data formats
- Complete feature set also supported in OpenGL® 2.0
- 64-bit floating point HDR rendering supported throughout the pipeline, Includes support for blending and multi-sample anti-aliasing
- 32-bit integer HDR (10:10:10:2) format supported throughout the pipeline, Includes support for blending and multi-sample anti-aliasing
- 2x/4x/6x Anti-Aliasing modes, Multi-sample algorithm with gamma correction, programmable sparse sample patterns, and centroid sampling, New Adaptive Anti-Aliasing feature with Performance and Quality modes, Temporal Anti-Aliasing mode, Lossless Color Compression (up to 6:1) at all resolutions, including widescreen HDTV resolutions
- 2x/4x/8x/16x Anisotropic Filtering modes, Up to 128-tap texture filtering, Adaptive algorithm with Performance and Quality options
- High resolution texture support (up to 4k x 4k)
In the box:
- Visiontek ATI Radeon X1950 Pro
- Power Cable
- DVI to VGA Adapter
- Component HDTV Adapter
Specs
Visiontek 900116 ATI Radeon X1950 Pro 16x PCI ExpressSpecs
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