Can’t afford to get out there and lose money at Vegas? Why not just lose money at home?

The Excalibur Virtual Casino is a great way to reproduce the feeling that you’re not actually making any money, just having a lot of fun. Here’s what we recommend.

First, get the Excalibur Virtual Casino. You’ll hear the roar of virtual players, the sound of shuffling cards, the irritating flashing lights… just like Vegas! Playing Blackjack or Poker, you’ll begin losing just like you were really there!

Next, get some bikini pin-ups. Put them all over your porch. Then just head out and think “Wow, she’s beautiful. But she’d never date a guy like me. Maybe if I was rich.”

Finally, every so often, go up to yourself and say “Hey, it’s just a bad patch. Listen, I’d like to comp you a drink.” Then visit the liquor cabinet and pour yourself a tiny little shot of something mixed with water. And drink it! Then go back and gamble some more!

Yes, the exciting feeling of being a regular person in Las Vegas can be yours for a fraction of the cost with this Excalibur Virtual Casino! We should also mention that the buffet is not included.

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