There’s gotta be some merchandising money in that name.

Violight? Are you kidding me? That sounds like the perfect secret identity for the most violent light-powered hero in the universe. He’d be like a cross between Bruce Lee and Tandy Bowen, all kung fu and light daggers.

Instead that awesome name is wasted on a Violight Countertop Toothbrush Sanitizer. And sure, killing germs with ultraviolet light is cool, but not nearly as cool as a spandex-clad warrior purging the streets of injustice through blistering ninjitsu and blinding light.

Oh man, that line’s going in the trailer for the movie.

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