He’s a Velocity Micro Ultimate Mouse #2731. He’s a Creative Labs Gamer Mouse HD7600L. But what happens when they discover… that they’re identical twins?

klik Wait, wait, this isn’t working. We need something to drive home the point that the Velocity Micro Ultimate Mouse #2731 is really just the HD7600L, only specially branded for Velocity. This makes it sound like they’re just… I don’t know, pals or something. Let’s try a different approach with take two. Take two!

On the outside, Velocity Micro Ultimate Mouse #2731 is just another fella. He loves his wife. Takes care of his kids. But inside, Velocity Micro Ultimate Mouse #2731 has a dark secret. A past that no one knows. A past with the name… Creative Labs Gamer Mouse HD7600L.

klik Okay, that’s better, but we’re trying to convey the 2400 dpi and the on-the-fly dpi switching. There’s the 10,000 frames per second as well, and the 15g acceleration. Can we try something more… classic?

They met in the war. He was a hero, a pilot, a victim of the killer skies. She was a nurse, an angel, a woman. He told her his name was Velocity Micro Ultimate Mouse #2731 and she never asked for more. But on the day they came for him, she found her patient had been Creative Labs Gamer Mouse HD7600L. And now she must choose between what she knew and what she felt, and decide between her duty… and her heart.

klik Can you sound a little more like Orson Welles?

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