WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE POWER OF MIGHTY BALDUR, GOD OF LIGHT? Foolish mortal! Did you think my all-seeing eye would overlook your hubris? By lighting the 1-Million Candle Power Series Spotlight, you challenge great Baldur’s mastery over the forces of light! And once a gauntlet is thrown, Baldur is not the type of chump to punk out!

Can its high-intensity quartz halogen bulb match the brillaint intensity of Odin’s second son? Is its ten-foot cord long enough to reach my hallowed sanctuary in heavenly Breidablik? Your puny spotlight is bound to a 12V socket like your car’s cigarette lighter, while Baldur roams the byways of time itself! Take counsel from one far mightier than thee: return your 1-Million Candle Power Series Spotlight to the included hanging hook, lest you provoke a wrath you cannot imagine! Even the rubber bezel safety guard cannot protect you from the smiting fist of Baldur! TREMBLE, MORTAL!