Look, we probably don’t have much time here, so we’re going to give you the straight poop—the unbent effluent, if you will. If you’re gonna shave with an electric razor on a boat, consider these three pieces of essential advice.

First: Reconsider. You know who looked good on his boat without the benefit of a regular shave? Sonny Crockett.

Second: If you absolutely must de-fuzz, come to a complete stop and drop anchor before you begin. Multitasking has its place, but shaving while you give your friends an inner-tube ride is a good way to get a bad friction burn on your pretty face; trust us.

Third: Use the Vector VEC043M MAXX Power Inverter. It’s designed to deliver AC power in outdoorsy venues like boats, RVs, SUVs and the like. It scoffs at the elements: It’s corrosion-proof and resistant to vibration—and it works in any 12V DC vessel or vehicle.

And the price? Well! Wonder of post-industrial capitalist wonders, this has got to be the cheapest conversion from DC since the Marvel Comics Group rehashed Batman into Daredevil. Smooth shaving, sailor!

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