Greetinks! My name iss Colonel Klaus Verletzungschmerz, and I’m here to tell you about ze virtues und advantages of the Vector Manufacturing VEC072 Start-It DC Battery Charger. Before I came into ziss position, I vas employed as an, er, shall we say, “interviewer” for ze Fazerland, und I vas alvays commended for ze villingness of my subjects to reveal zemselves und zeir information. Ach, how I loved my job.

Und in ze course of my duties, I often employed devices like ze VEC072. Vhy, you ask? Vell, perhaps I vas recharging ze batteries of ze jet-skis und ze Volkswagens. It can do both, you know, along wiss ze batteries of motorcycles, boats, trucks, lawnmowers, und much more – anyzing wiss a 6-volt or 12-volt battery. Und ze clamps are designed to grip any battery post as firmly as zey grip ze fleshy parts of ze human anatomy. Sadly, I am unable to reveal further details, except to say zat ze Vector Manufacturing VEC072 Start-It charger alvays vorked quite vell in helping us to, er, get to know our interview subjects. Vhat fun we had in zose days…

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