Look, we’ll just come out and say it. We’re worried. We keep imagining you out somewhere late at night, maybe celebrating a World Series victory by your favorite red-wearing team from Missouri, and discovering that your car battery has gone dead, and deciding to sleep in the car and worry about it in the morning, and dying of exposure. We know it’s a long shot, but you can’t blame us for being concerned. We tried selling you a really nice portable jump start system with loads of extra features, but no, that one must’ve been too expensive. God forbid you spend a few bucks to safeguard your battery’s life (and your own).

So now here we are, with a Vector Smart 12-Volt Battery Charger in one hand and a heartfelt plea for sanity in the other. With an 8-minute charge to start and a 3-stage high-frequency automatic rapid charge, it could be your knight in grey plastic armor the next time you notice your battery being slow to crank. Get it fully charged  with the Vector Smart Charger and maybe then we won't have to worry about you  being out of juice in some parking lot in the middle of the night. We’re assuming that if we knew what “microprocessor control” and “spark-resistant reverse polarity protection” meant, we’d like those features, too. The choice is simple: you can pony up for the Vector Smart 12-Volt Battery Charger, or you can clutch your eighteen bucks close to your reckless, miserly heart and keep on worrying us half to death.

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