Come on, Vector. We’re sure your VEC126BY 2 Million Candle Power Corded Spotlight is a perfectly good spotlight on its own merits. With a halogen blue bulb, parabolic reflector, and tough all-weather contruction, it looks like a fine spotlight for any situation from a camping trip to a power outage.

Why, then, do you feel the need to tart it up with your ludicrous “2 Million Candle Power” designation? Get real. We’ve never seen two million candles, and neither have you. It would take you, like, years to light them all, and by the time you got to candle #2,000,000, the first ones would be totally burnt out. Sell your products on their merits, not by spinning alluring fairy tales. Next you’ll be telling us that “candle power” is a widely used concept used to measure luminosity in consumer lighting products. Yeah, right. Whatever you say.

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