“Hey, Petey, what’s that you got there?”

“it won’t stop it won’t stop it won’t ever stop”

“Barbara? Are you okay?”

“it won’t stop it won’t stop it won’t stop”

“Petey, I’m worried about little Barbara. It’s just not normal to react like that to a V-Tech 5.8GHz Cordless Phone with Caller ID.”

“won’t stop won’t ever stop hahahaha phones phones forever won’t ever stop”

“I think she’s really cracked. Barbara? Can you hear me? Do you want to learn about the handsfree speakerphone or the 45 name memory?”

“Don’t forget about the backlit keypad!”

“Wow! Abraham Lincoln!”

“That’s right, Petey.”

“hahahaha lincoln’s here hahahha lincoln’s always here hahaha more phones, more phones for barbara hahahaha”

“Mr. Lincoln, I’m really worried about Barbara this time! She’s just not herself!”

“Well, Petey, we could use the 5.8 GHz technology in the V-Tech 5.8GHz Cordless Phone with Caller ID to call someone for help.”

“hahahahahaha phones, all the phones, hahahaha all the lincolns and all the phones, the whole world, phones for barbara and a stovepipe hat, hahahaha”

“Mr. Lincoln, please help. I don’t want Little Barbara to be like this forever.”

“Petey, sometimes this just happens to women. I’ve seen it before. No one ever knows the cause.”

“hahaha phones phones phones”

“Wow, Mr. Lincoln. I guess we can just put this V-Tech 5.8GHz Cordless Phone with Caller ID in Barbara’s room with all the others, then.”

“hahahaha phones, more phones, lincoln brings the phones, hahaha, no more childhood for barbara, only phones, weeee hahahahaha”

“It’s so sad, Mr. Lincoln!”

“I know, Petey. If only we knew what drove her mad.”

“phones phones phones phones hahaha phones phones phones”

“Yeah. But we might never know. Anyway, thanks for being here, Mr. Lincoln.”

“Any time, Petey. Any time.”

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