Little Lighthouses
Being alone at your desk can make a Woot-Off seem, well, tedious. You’ve got no one to share your joy with, no one to complain to when you miss a Bag of Crap, no one to nod at you when you yell WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN and pound the desk with your fists.
That’s why you, yes, YOU need a pair of our USB Powered Woot Off Lights. With an 80% chance they won’t be broken on arrival, these lights will spin quietly and provide the illusion of actual company thanks to their motion and light. You’ll feel like there’s a friend at your desk, winking along and wishing you luck, and maybe that will give you the strength to go one more day.
Oh, did we say one more day? No, no, just ignore that. No, really. Totally our mistake.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Features:
- Rotating Woot Off lights with LED bulb
- Can be set 43” apart from each other with 62” long USB cable and stands 3" tall
- Individual on/off switch for each light in case watching two spin at once is just a bit overwhelming
- Stop co-worker interruptions during certain “high productivity” times of ecommerce opportunity analysis
- Stop explaining what you’re doing hitting F5 repeatedly, simply extend arms and slowly bow to woot-off lights in response
- Trick co-workers by turning them on and excitedly hitting F5 on woot.com during non-woot off days
- Purchase monitors with cosmetic defects at a discount, knowing you can cover the damage with included velcro strips
- Stress relief from denied BOC purchase (warning: throw lights at floor or wall, not other people)
- Finally have a use for your portable Black and Decker USB enabled battery in your closet from our April Fools Woot Off
- Practice the bolas throwing technique to take down cattle, great for passing co-workers who walk fast to feign urgency
- Use them in the dark
In the box:
- Woot USB Powered Rotating Woot-Off Lights
- 2 Velcro Strips
Specs
Woot USB Powered Rotating Woot-Off LightsSpecs
Woot USB Powered Rotating Woot-Off LightsSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.339s
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